Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - July 10, 2016
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.
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Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)  
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money.
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Joe Weinstein  
An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously.
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Charles F. Kettering (1876 - 1958)  
Platitude: an idea (a) that is admitted to be true by everyone, and (b) that is not true.
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H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)  
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