Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - July 02, 2016
Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth!
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Henry David Thoreau (1817 - 1862)  
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
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George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)  
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
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Dave Barry (1947 - )  
People often write me and ask how I keep my wood floors so clean when I live with a child and a dog, and my answer is that I use a technique called Suffering From a Mental Illness.
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Heather Armstrong, Dooce, 07-07-06  
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