Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - May 28, 2016
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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Lily Tomlin (1939 - )  
I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.
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H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)  
He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.
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Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)  
Love has no place in a lawyer's office.
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Elizabeth Aston, The True Darcy Spirit, 2006  
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