Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - May 26, 2016
Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
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Blore's Razor  
In mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
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Johann von Neumann (1903 - 1957)  
I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
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Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891  
Never answer a critic, unless he's right.
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Bernard M. Baruch (1870 - 1965)  
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