Quotes of the Day
Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - May 18, 2016
- See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
- Will Rogers (1879 - 1935), to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo
- I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
- Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998)
- The good psychic would pick up the phone before it rang. Of course it is possible there was noone on the other line. Once she said "God Bless you" I said, "I didn't sneeze" She looked deep into my eyes and said, "You will, eventually." And damn it if she wasn't right. Two days later I sneezed.
- Ellen DeGeneres, My Point and I Do Have One
- Nothing is more characteristic of a man than the mann in which he behaves toward fools.
- Henri-Frédéric Amiel
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