Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - October 03, 2015
Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.
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Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary  
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of high living.
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Doug Larson  
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?
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Jean Kerr  
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
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Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005), Mitch All Together  
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