Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - September 16, 2015
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
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W. C. Fields (1880 - 1946)  
Few people can see genius in someone who has offended them.
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Robertson Davies  
I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, "I wanna grow up and be a critic."
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Richard Pryor (1940 - 2005), Guardian Unlimited (UK) August 9, 2004  
Don't try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night.
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Philip K. Dick (1928 - 1982), What the Dead Men Say, 1954  
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