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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - August 22, 2015
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
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Woody Allen (1935 - )  
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.
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Joey Bishop (1918 - )  
No one travelling on a business trip would be missed if he failed to arrive.
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Thorstein Veblen (1857 - 1929)  
Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.
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Mark Twain (1835 - 1910), Mark Twain's Notebook, 1935  
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