Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - August 09, 2015
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
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Samuel Goldwyn (1882 - 1974), Goldwyn's Law of Contracts  
Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Unknown  
You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.
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Art Buchwald (1925 - 2007)  
Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anyone else.
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Heywood Broun (1888 - 1939), Sitting on the World, 1924  
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