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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - July 22, 2015
Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
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Simeon Strunsky (1879 - 1948), No Mean City (1944)  
In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.
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Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)  
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
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Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)  
The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.
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Jeff Foxworthy  
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