Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - July 16, 2015
A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.
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Segal's Law  
Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.
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Frank Moore Colby  
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
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Fred Allen (1894 - 1956)  
Anybody who has doubts about the ingenuity or the resourcefulness of a plumber never got a bill from one.
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George Meany  
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