Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - June 05, 2015
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
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Woody Allen (1935 - ), "Without Feathers"  
No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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Charles M. Schulz (1922 - 2000)  
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
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Fred Allen (1894 - 1956)  
The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is.
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George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950), "Man and Superman" (1903), act I  
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