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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - May 18, 2015
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Mae West (1892 - 1980), Klondike Annie (1936 film)  
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
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Fred Allen (1894 - 1956)  
By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.
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Charles Wadsworth  
A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.
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Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant  
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