Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - May 07, 2015
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.
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Rita Rudner  
Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation.
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Kin Hubbard (1868 - 1930)  
There is still a difference between something and nothing, but it is purely geometrical and there is nothing behind the geometry.
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Martin Gardner (1914 - ), "The Mathematical Magic Show"  
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
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Jack Handey (1949 - )  
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