Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - April 27, 2015
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
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Woody Allen (1935 - )  
In these matters the only certainty is that nothing is certain.
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Pliny the Elder (23 AD - 79 AD)  
The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch his own breath.
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Elizabeth Clarkson Zwart  
On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.
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Peter Steiner, cartoon in The New Yorker, July 5, 1993  
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