Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - April 05, 2015
Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then--we elected them.
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Lily Tomlin (1939 - )  
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
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Woody Allen (1935 - )  
That all men are equal is a proposition which, at ordinary times, no sane individual has ever given his assent.
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Aldous Huxley (1894 - 1963)  
Art is science made clear.
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Jean Cocteau (1889 - 1963)  
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