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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - March 18, 2015
The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs.'
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Roy Blount Jr.  
I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on.
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Beryl Pfizer  
Most people have seen worse things in private than they pretend to be shocked at in public.
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Edgar Watson Howe (1853 - 1937)  
Television – a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
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Ernie Kovacs  
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