Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - March 15, 2015
If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.
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Doug Larson  
A prose writer gets tired of writing prose, and wants to be a poet. So he begins every line with a capital letter, and keeps on writing prose.
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Samuel McChord Crothers  
I get a lot of cracks about my hair, mostly from men who don't have any.
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Ann Richards  
Dance like it hurts,
Love like you need money,
Work when people are watching.
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Scott Adams (1957 - ), The Way of the Weasel  
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