Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - January 14, 2015
A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.
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John Tudor  
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
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Totie Fields  
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories - those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
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Russell Baker (1925 - )  
Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.
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Oscar Levant (1906 - 1972)  
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