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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - December 09, 2014

Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.: Tommy Cooper
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.: H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.: Joan Rivers (1935 - )
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.: Evan Esar (1899 - 1995)

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