Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - November 29, 2014
I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
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Paula Poundstone  
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
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Fred Allen (1894 - 1956)  
There are two motives for reading a book: one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it.
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Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970)  
The world only goes round by misunderstanding.
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Charles Baudelaire (1821 - 1867)  
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