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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - October 11, 2014
On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.
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Tom Lehrer (1928 - ), lecturing in "The Nature of Math", 4/4/90  
Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
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Ann Landers (1918 - 2002)  
Cynically speaking, one could say that it is true to life to be cynical about it.
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Paul Tillich (1886 - 1965), The Courage to Be  
That's the funny thing about havin' a kid. They come with their own set of problems; make everything else you were worried about seem kinda silly.
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Greg Garcia, Raising Hope, Dead Tooth, 09-28-10  
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