Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - September 10, 2014
Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn't have in your home.
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David Frost  
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
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Voltaire (1694 - 1778)  
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
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Tallulah Bankhead (1903 - 1968)  
A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.
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Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant  
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