Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - August 11, 2014
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
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A. Whitney Brown  
Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.
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Woody Allen (1935 - )  
If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others, we could have paradise in a few years.
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Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970)  
Ever heard Victoria's REAL secret? Too much support hurts.
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R. Stevens, Diesel Sweeties, 03-17-08  
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