Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - July 13, 2014
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
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Shirley Temple (1928 - )  
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
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W. C. Fields (1880 - 1946)  
And that's the world in a nutshell, an appropriate receptacle.
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Stan Dunn  
An economist is a surgeon with an excellent scalpel and a rough-edged lancet, who operates beautifully on the dead and tortures the living.
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Nicholas Chamfort (1741 - 1794)  
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