Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - July 12, 2014
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
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George Carlin (1937 - 2008)  
One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
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Larry Gelbart  
It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.
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Robert Anton Wilson  
Television a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
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Ernie Kovacs  
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