Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - April 09, 2014
Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness?
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Artemus Ward (1834 - 1867)  
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
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Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)  
Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749 - 1832)  
We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
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Roald Dahl (1916 - 1990), Charlie and the Chocolate Factory  
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