Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - April 04, 2014
The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel.
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From "Taxi"  
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
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Johnny Carson (1925 - 2005)  
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
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Alfred Hitchcock (1899 - 1980), In Simon Rose, Classic Film Guide (1995)  
The effort to understand the universe is one of the very few things that lifts human life a little above the level of farce, and gives it some of the grace of tragedy.
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Steven Weinberg (1933 - )  
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