Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - October 05, 2013
When someone tells you something defies description, you can be pretty sure he's going to have a go at it anyway.
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Clyde B. Aster  
Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
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Ann Landers (1918 - 2002)  
Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?
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James Thurber (1894 - 1961)  
I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, there's morning sickness. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before.
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Ellen DeGeneres, My Point and I Do Have One  
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