Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - August 31, 2013
Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.
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Sir Ralph Richardson (1902 - 1983), quoted in New York Herald Tribune, May 19, 1946  
Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
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David Letterman (1947 - )  
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
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Steven Wright (1955 - )  
In the part of this universe that we know there is great injustice, and often the good suffer, and often the wicked prosper, and one hardly knows which of those is the more annoying.
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Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970)  
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