Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - August 25, 2013
A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.
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Unknown  
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
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Woody Allen (1935 - )  
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
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Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)  
The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed.
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C. S. Lewis (1898 - 1963)  
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