Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - August 23, 2013
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
John Kenneth Galbraith (1908 - 2006)  
It is fun to be in the same decade with you.
Franklin D. Roosevelt (1882 - 1945), in a letter to Winston Churchill  
Careful. We don't want to learn from this.
Bill Watterson (1958 - ), "Calvin and Hobbes"  
I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.
Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)  
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