Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - August 09, 2013
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now... only much, much better.
Laurie Anderson, Language Is A Virus  
He played the king as if afraid someone else would play the ace.
John Mason Brown (1900 - 1969), drama critic  
My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
Rita Rudner  
We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
Bill Vaughan  
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