Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - August 08, 2013
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
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Dick Gregory (1932 - )  
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
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Jules Renard (1864 - 1910)  
What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expected generally happens.
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Benjamin Disraeli (1804 - 1881)  
A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope, big enough for the manuscript to come back in. This is too much of a temptation to the editor.
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Ring Lardner (1885 - 1933), "How to Write Short Stories"  
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