Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - June 10, 2013
The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far more expensive.
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John Sladek  
'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.'
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Leslie Nielsen (1926 - ), as Lieutenant Frank Drebin, "Police Squad"  
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August.
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Ronnie Shakes  
The outcome of any serious research can only be to make two questions grow where only one grew before.
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Thorstein Veblen (1857 - 1929)  
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