Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - April 29, 2013
I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.
Dana Carvey (1955 - )  
I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic and a progressive religious experience.
Shelley Winters (1922 - 2006)  
Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)  
Love has no place in a lawyer's office.
Elizabeth Aston, The True Darcy Spirit, 2006  
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