Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - April 18, 2013
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
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Jack Benny (1894 - 1974)  
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
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George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950), Man and Superman (1903) "Maxims for Revolutionists"  
I have suffered a great deal from writers who have quoted this or that sentence of mine either out of its context or in juxtaposition to some incongruous matter which quite distorted my meaning , or destroyed it altogether.
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Alfred North Whitehead (1861 - 1947)  
A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
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Rodney Dangerfield (1921 - 2004)  
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