Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - April 14, 2013
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
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Lucille Ball (1911 - 1989)  
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.
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Jimmy Demaret  
The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble.
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Ellen DeGeneres  
Whatever you may be sure of, be sure of this-that you are dreadfully like other people.
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James Russell Lowell (1819 - 1891)  
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