Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - March 31, 2013
I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.
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Rita Rudner  
God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday.
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Sir William Bragg (1862 - 1942)  
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
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Gail Godwin  
A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of.
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Jane Austen (1775 - 1817), Mansfield Park  
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