Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - March 31, 2013
I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.
Rita Rudner  
God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday.
Sir William Bragg (1862 - 1942)  
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
Gail Godwin  
A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of.
Jane Austen (1775 - 1817), Mansfield Park  
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