Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - March 27, 2013
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)  
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
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Mel Brooks (1926 - )  
No human thing is of serious importance.
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Plato (427 BC - 347 BC)  
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, use that something to support their own existence.
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Frank Zappa (1940 - 1993)  
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