Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - January 13, 2013
Only sick music makes money today.
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Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900), Der Fall Wagner, Section 5  
Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
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Rita Rudner  
If you don't know to the second when a drunk's gonna vomit on you, you don't survive as a strip club bouncer.
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Veronica Pare and Ferrett Steinmetz, Home on the Strange, 10-02-07  
If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.
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A. A. Milne (1882 - 1956)  
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