Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - January 11, 2013
There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
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Peter Sellers (1925 - 1980)  
Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then--we elected them.
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Lily Tomlin (1939 - )  
It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety.
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Isaac Asimov (1920 - 1992)  
I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.
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Augusten Burroughs, Magical Thinking  
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