Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - January 01, 2013
Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
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Tom Robbins (1936 - )  
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
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Steven Wright (1955 - )  
Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
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T. S. Eliot (1888 - 1965)  
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
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Billy Crystal (1947 - )  
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