Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - December 17, 2012
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
Jerry Seinfeld (1954 - )  
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim".
Lyndon B. Johnson (1908 - 1973)  
The Internet is like alcohol in some sense. It accentuates what you would do anyway. If you want to be a loner, you can be more alone. If you want to connect, it makes it easier to connect.
Esther Dyson, Interview in Time Magazine, October 2005  
There are some that only employ words for the purpose of disguising their thoughts.
Voltaire (1694 - 1778), Dialogue, XIV, "Le Chapon et la Poularde" (1766)  
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