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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - October 13, 2008
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
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Woody Allen (1935 - )
An incompetent attorney can delay a trial for months or years. A competent attorney can delay one even longer.
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Evelle J. Younger
I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.
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Rita Mae Brown
By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
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Mark Twain (1835 - 1910), Following the Equator (1897)
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What Wouldn't Jesus Do?
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