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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - October 02, 2008
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
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Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.
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Joey Bishop (1918 - )
My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
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Vladimir Nabokov (1899 - 1977)
Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.
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Evan Esar (1899 - 1995), Esar's Comic Dictionary
S p o n s o r e d   L i n k [Buy a text ad here]
What Wouldn't Jesus Do?
Funny T-Shirts from Busted Tees
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