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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - September 23, 2008
I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect.
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George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
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Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary
No man's life, liberty or property are safe while the legislature is in session.
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Judge Gideon J. Tucker
A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
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George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950), Parents and Children (1914) "Children's Happiness"
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What Wouldn't Jesus Do?
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