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PostPosted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 2:32 am 
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I, Gumtree, do firmly resolve and promise that in 2012

I will not eat tripe

I will never have another grass health drink

I will strongly resist any urge to swim 3 (2?) (1?) (any?) laps of the pool

I will not wear a bikini on the beach ( not in 2012 at least)

Plenty more good resolutions coming later

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 3:35 pm 
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I, the DSW do solemn resolve to:

1. Get down to my correct fighting weight

2. Moderate my temper

3. Finish my crop of projects

That'll keep me out of mischief for the year.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 4:01 pm 
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With reference to 3) above - please ask your son to hold the ladder :wink:

PS Hope he's fully fit again.

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I, Tonyukuk, hereby declare and promise that;

1. I will learn at least one foreign language in 2012

2. I will attend at least half of the classes

3. I will not tell vice dean "you have no idea"

4. Even if i tell, i will add "madam"

5. at least won't stare at her as if there's a disgusting thing in her eyes

6. will fight to the last drop of my blood to keep my GPA above 2.00 so won't lose my scholarship

7. will try "anger management" before i end up in a prison.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 2:11 am 
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You have both shamed me in my frivolity :(

I will try very hard to be more patient and more tolerant.

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