document.writeln('<b><font size=\'+1\'><a target=\'_blank\' class=\'tqpHeader\' href=\"http://www.quotationspage.com/qotd.html\">Quotes of the Day for February 3, 2012</a></font></b><br>');
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document.writeln('<dt class=\'tqpQuote\'>In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it\'s the exact opposite.</dt>');
document.writeln('<dd> <b><font size=\'-1\'><a class=\'tqpAuthor\' target=\'_blank\' href=\"http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Paul_Dirac\">Paul Dirac</a></font></b></dd><p> </p>');
document.writeln('<dt class=\'tqpQuote\'>An alcoholic is someone you don\'t like who drinks as much as you do.</dt>');
document.writeln('<dd> <b><font size=\'-1\'><a class=\'tqpAuthor\' target=\'_blank\' href=\"http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Dylan_Thomas\">Dylan Thomas</a></font></b></dd><p> </p>');
document.writeln('<dt class=\'tqpQuote\'>I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.</dt>');
document.writeln('<dd> <b><font size=\'-1\'><a class=\'tqpAuthor\' target=\'_blank\' href=\"http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Henny_Youngman\">Henny Youngman</a></font></b></dd><p> </p>');
document.writeln('<dt class=\'tqpQuote\'>Humor is everywhere, in that there\'s irony in just about anything a human does.</dt>');
document.writeln('<dd> <b><font size=\'-1\'><a class=\'tqpAuthor\' target=\'_blank\' href=\"http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Bill_Nye\">Bill Nye</a></font></b></dd><p> </p>');
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